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It sits like a lived-in favorite — familiar, soft, and quietly playful — appealing to grown-ups who lived through the 1990s and now watch the next generation with a fond, bemused pride.\n\nProduct features\n- Embroidered placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists\n- Made from a durable 8.0 oz\/yd² (271 g\/m²) 50\/50 cotton-polyester blend\n- Tubular knit construction without side seams for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste\n- Ribbed knit collar with reinforced double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs\n- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes\n\nCare instructions\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not dryclean\n- \n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47234829287597,"sku":"18816517990025341130","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":47234829320365,"sku":"40182715965614462263","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":47234829353133,"sku":"27662005655440889254","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47234829385901,"sku":"28206881695101966933","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":47234829418669,"sku":"20708400656416025981","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":47234829451437,"sku":"29115741476043224100","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":47234829484205,"sku":"62070452054400416455","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47234829516973,"sku":"32553543028085284111","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47234829549741,"sku":"32234648261463573066","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":47234829582509,"sku":"26189170770105516816","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":47234829615277,"sku":"57557318697774881691","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47234829648045,"sku":"33543286751453213466","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47234829680813,"sku":"68461626502995369545","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":47234829713581,"sku":"25092428300297790783","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":47234829746349,"sku":"31784387574446781840","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":47234829779117,"sku":"25279598113726110807","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47234829811885,"sku":"19713507719444004216","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47234829844653,"sku":"22166985049673861220","price":34.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":47234829877421,"sku":"29981695596626268120","price":34.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":47234829910189,"sku":"21765579824096212638","price":34.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":47234829942957,"sku":"29804464473542125562","price":34.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47234829975725,"sku":"23862637355227480533","price":34.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":47234830008493,"sku":"13036308012298820600","price":36.71,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":47234830041261,"sku":"83765524099613035074","price":36.71,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47234830074029,"sku":"24907494217385372261","price":36.71,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47234830106797,"sku":"18204863058346967240","price":41.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/0507\/5117\/files\/6431074430630282019_2048.jpg?v=1786985290","url":"https:\/\/zerocommonsense.store\/products\/90s-parents-nostalgia-sweatshirt-i-survived-my-parents-in-the-90s-crewneck","provider":"Zero Common Sense","version":"1.0","type":"link"}